What You'll Get
When purchasing a car, many Americans eventually come to regret not paying the extra fee for optional add-ons like rust-proofing, windshields, and brakes. Today's Groupon will help make up for such penny wisdom and pound foolishness. For $20, you get a brake inspection, tire rotation, charge system test, multipoint inspection, and exterior car wash at Rob Sight Ford Lincoln Mercury (a $60 value). You'll also get 10% off repairs on your car. Call ahead to schedule and to verify that the dealership can service your vehicle; it can handle pretty much any make or model that isn't prefaced with the word "hover."
After treating your tires to a game of musical chairs (during which each tire will be checked for leaks, damage, and stowaways), Rob Sight's technicians will run a rigorous test on every component of your vehicle's brake system down to its friction material, rotors, drums, hoses, and connection points ($24.95 for tire rotation and brake inspection). Dual- or rear-wheel vehicles cost extra. Next, they'll conduct a charge system test ($34.95) on the alternator, starter draw, and battery. After a thorough multipoint inspection and an exterior car wash, your chariot will shimmer its way off the lot looking fresh as a genetically engineered super-creature with dangerously soulful eyes.
Should Rob Sight and Co. unearth any problems or madness-inducing Lovecraftian entities in your car's innards during their comprehensive battery of tests, you can get it repaired right away for 10% off the regular price. Everyone can buy up to two Groupons, so bring in a whole household's worth of cars and find out for sure if your ride is intentionally trying to kill you.
The 10% off is only valid for repairs.
Rob Sight Ford Lincoln Mercury has earned an A+ from the Better Business Bureau since it was first accredited in 1983.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 26, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy additional as gifts. By appointment only. No cash value. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.