What You'll Get
When used for good, lasers can correct vision, but when used for evil, they can undermine superheroes during important PowerPoint presentations. Fight the villainy of poor eyesight with this Groupon.
$89 for $1,250 Toward LASIK Eye Surgery
During the bladeless LASIK procedure, the doctor takes 3-D measurements of the eyes with wavefront technology, then uses a Femto LDV laser to create a flap in the eye and an ultra-precise Allegretto Wave laser to reshape the cornea. Patients may experience some discomfort for 12–24 hours after the procedure, but should be able to resume normal activities—including driving and pinning tails on unsuspecting donkeys—following an exam the day after surgery. The procedure described above costs $2,600 per eye when performed on both eyes (or $2,800 for a single-eye treatment), and includes a preoperative evaluation and six months of postoperative care. This deal is not valid toward the purchase of any necessary eye drops.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 27, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Appointment / pre-procedure consultation required. Surgery subject to results of required free consultation. Full refund paid to non-candidates. Consultation and surgery must be completed by expiration date. Financing available. Not valid toward previous surgery or previously scheduled procedures. Eye drops not included. Cannot be combined with any other offer. Procedure is non-taxable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Robbins Eye
Recognized as a center of excellence by major pharmaceutical and medical device manufacturers, Robbins Eye has built its reputation on a team of experienced doctors and the latest laser, surgical, and diagnostic technology. Dr. Allan Robbins was one of the first surgeons in the country to use intraocular lenses for cataract surgery, and helped bring surgical advancements such as photorefractive keratectomy (PRK) and bladeless LASIK to upstate New York.
In addition to completing laser procedures, Dr. Robbins and his colleagues receive ongoing training in innovations such as surgical Crystalens implants, which operate like a hinge and are therefore highly flexible. Performing treatments at their dedicated surgery centers allows them to control key factors such as equipment updates and temperature and humidity levels, which can be critical for optimal outcomes and proper Chia pet growth.