What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a comprehensive exam (an $84 value), x-rays (a $141 value), and a take-home whitening kit (a $150 value) from Dr. Robert Ruyak in Bethlehem.
Having practiced dentistry for nearly 30 years, Dr. Robert Ruyak excels at delving into dentures, offering the latest toothcare techniques and carefully exercised services. During your visit, Dr. Ruyak will perform an exam to assess the state of your ivories before photographing them with state-of-the-art digital x-ray technology. Finally, to counter the teeth-yellowing effects of coffee, tobacco, and sucking on dandelions, the doctor will make impressions of your upper and lower chompers to create whitening trays. Used in conjunction with a specialized bleaching solution, the trays will allow customers to increase the brightness of their smiles in the comfort of their own home.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. New clients only. 48-hour cancellation notice. Insurance not required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.