Soccer, like love, is an international language—but unlike love, it doesn't end with a van full of creamed corn and a pesky lawsuit. Master global expressions through well-placed penalty kicks with today's Groupon: for $7, you get a midfield seat at a Rochester Rhinos soccer game (a $15 value) at Marina Auto Stadium. Choose from two games:
- vs. Tampa Bay Rowdies on Saturday, Sept. 11, at 7 p.m.
- vs. Miami FC Blues on Friday, Sept. 17, at 7:30 p.m.
The Rochester Rhinos rampage hornfirst into their 15th season of professional soccer play with a roster of 25 players combining their 51 total feet to lead the team to victory. A member of the hybrid United States Soccer Federation D-2 Pro League, the Rhinos are currently in first place in the league's USL Conference. See the Rhinos continue to assert their cleated dominance against the Tampa Bay Rowdies or the Miami FC Blues. Both Sunshine State squads are in last place in their respective conferences, making either match-up against the Rhinos a way to watch the mono-horned beasts squeeze every last drop of fight out of the still-kicking opposing players.
Depending on which night you choose, you'll also reap the benefits of special promotions: Sept. 11 is Silly Band Giveaway Night, and Sept. 17 is Fan Appreciation Night. In between bicycle kicks and blocked shots, nosh on concession-stand favorites and marvel at the hands-free hotdogging of a Rochester Rhinos game.