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Reviewed January 13, 2013
What You'll Get
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Back pain can ruin your sports career and depreciate your quality of life. With 33 bones squeezed into your spine, it takes an expert to locate the causes of back pain. Today’s Groupon sets you up with the pros at Rock Creek Spine and Rehabilitation Center. For just $49, you’ll get a posture analysis, a physical exam, a chiropractic adjustment, and a one-hour massage (a $342 value).
Drs. Ryan and Melissa Groelz are tireless pain detectives, who are committed not just to temporarily relieving pain, but to finding and treating its underlying causes in order to help patients get better and promote proper physiological function. The physical exam determines pain levels, and the posture analysis tests motion and balance. After analyzing your aches and pains using a metric-conversion-table and a world atlas, the doctors explain your diagnosis and treatment options.
The chiropractic session and adjustment will work out misalignments discovered during your exam, and a 60-minute massage will ease pain and tension. During this time, feel free to drift off into daydreams, hum the hits of today, or reminisce about the 1993 family classic Mrs. Doubtfire. Depending on your individual wants and needs, your massage therapist may relax your muscles with a Swedish massage or wade into problem areas with a deep-tissue massage. Though you may never master the worm, your chiropractic confidence will have you dancing in the streets.
Citysearchers give Rock Creek five stars: > * Dr.’s Ryan and Melissa Groelz do an excellent job of diagnosing and treating your condition. The staff is very friendly and the office is comfortable and relaxing. – bsncc, Citysearch > * Drs. Melissa and Ryan literally gave me my life back. I had been told by medical “specialists” that I had to give up sports, suffer with back pain the rest of my life and undergo surgery in the next 10 years. I also suffered from migraines. I was a mess. The doctors at Rock Creek go beyond the normal type of chiropractic care….they specialize in “Corrective Care.” They don’t just treat symptoms, they get to the cause. – DDBorek, Citysearch > * Both doctors, Ryan and Melissa, are friendly and informative. I learned so much under their care and trust their staff completely. The clinic is inviting and comforting. – KaraMiller, Citysearch
A Select Clientele
Many rely on chiropractors for regular check-ups to maintain health and comfort. If you belong to one of these specialized subgroups, you might be interested in what a chiropractor can do for you:
- Skeletons: Chiropractors typically work their magic through skin and muscle, but direct access to the vertebrae will allow them to realign your boney corpus, whether you’re preparing for a night of singing Cab Calloway in a cartoon cemetery or recovering from the arduous cycle of perpetually dropping from the rafters on a system of pulleys and wires.
- Octopi: Compressing your entire body to squeeze through a gap the size of your own eyeball can cause undue strain on the ink bladder. A chiropractor can adapt to your unique physique with a warm-water tentacle stretch and massage, followed by refreshingly hurling you onto the ice at a Redwings game.
- Robots: Your modular composition makes you the perfect candidate for a complete disassembly and compressed air dusting, followed by an isopropyl alcohol bath and quick and painless meltdown, you deceitful metal snake.
The Fine Print
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About Rock Creek Spine and Rehabilitation Center
Within the stone walls of Rock Creek Spine and Rehabilitation Center, Doctors of Chiropractic Ryan and Melissa Groelz work to root out the fundamental causes of back pain, headaches, and other ailments. The chiropractic duo uses advanced computer systems to analyze each patient's nervous system and posture, then uses those findings to guide spinal adjustments, soft-tissue manipulation, and other treatments.