Ever since America lost custody of tea in its messy divorce with England, we've had to find new liquid sources of caffeine and new neighborhood taxmen. Say no to taxation without caffeination with today's Groupon: for $4, you get $8 worth of coffee drinks and cafe fare at Rock Island Cafe, located on Doty Island in Neenah.

Rock Island Cafe's brilliant baristas caffeinate and nourish hungry humans in a cozy den of couches, armchairs, and eclectic art. Drinks span the whole range of coffee bean derivatives from straight brews ($1.50–$1.90) to espresso shots ($1.50 for a double, $2.50 for a quad), all guaranteed to rouse the somnolent and send the already alert to dizzying heights of wakeful stimulation. Calories are provided in the form of fresh fare such as burritos with chicken or vegetables ($4.50), quiche ($3.50), and steel-cut oatmeal topped with your choice of any two of the following: brown sugar, cranberries, crumbled napkin poetry, and walnuts ($3). Local art peppers the walls while euphony regularly manifests itself in live music, featured several nights a week. Free WiFi is offered, allowing patrons to browse the web whilst imbibing their bean brews.

Reviews

Four Google Mappers give Rock Island Cafe an average of 4 stars and more than 700 Facebookers are friends:

• Staff is extremely friendly, as is the clientele. Comfy seating. – Harry, Google Maps