Though unmentionables once referred to all manner of things––Grandpa’s missing hands, Phlogiston theory, and the truth about cats and dogs—only one thing is worth not mentioning today. Don’t say a word with today’s romance-clad Groupon to Rockin Lingerie. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get $30 worth of intimate apparel and accessories, valid online only. Rockin Lingerie offers free shipping for online orders over $75.
- For $25, you get $50 worth of intimate apparel and accessories, valid in-store only.
Rockin Lingerie specializes in seductive fashions for nightfall, outfitting women in tight-fitting, barely-there garments that flatter any figure. Thigh-high stockings ($4.99) with enlarged netting criss-cross the legs like a chain-link fence, keeping bulldog tattoos in and trespassers out. Stretching from fingertip to bicep, black opera-length gloves ($12.99) keep elbows modestly concealed in a floral lace mesh, matching the hue and gothic style of the Lolita petticoat skirt ($26.99). For shoppers who wish to turn heads, the deep V mini dress’s magenta sequins flicker for attention. Within the brick-and-mortar store, hosiery lines the walls and lotions and perfumes occupy shelves. Mannequins model corsets, bustles, and bustiers, demonstrating the breadth of options and most flattering poses.
Though Rockin Lingerie sometimes offers a discounted rate, today’s Groupon still offers the best available discount.