What You'll Get
If the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, then disheveled hair provides the least efficient route for climbing monkeys to reach the bananas in your fruit hat. Tame tresses for easy scaling with today's Groupon: for $125, you get a keratin treatment at Rockstar Hair Boutique (up to a $500 value).
Rockstar's quartet of skilled stylists fills the salon with a sonata of stylishness, the strains of humming shears melding with patrons' ecstatic new-do exclamations. The frizzy-haired kick back as a two-hour keratin treatment calms wild tresses as effectively as Rapunzel's parole officer while polishing and sealing each splendorous strand. The Global Keratin solution reduces frizz and the unwelcome advances of lionesses confused by the sight of a voluminous mane. Additionally, the protective effects of the keratin therapy may shield hair from UV and chemical damage. Newly made-over clients strut out of the fashionable salon, flaunting a stunning new coiffure that radiates like Helen of Troy's night-light.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Rockstar Hair Salon
The trend-savvy stylists at Rockstar Hair Salon cut, coif, and color hair inside their bustling Lakeview salon. A mohawked skull on the door welcomes patrons to this hair boutique, where black-and-red checkered floors and walls peppered with music posters entertain anyone looking for a stylish new hairdo that turns heads.