Other than sporting a constant tan, the best way to trick yourself into thinking it's perpetually summertime is tattooing sunglasses on everyone's faces. Make summer eternal the easy way with today's Groupon to Rockstar Tan in Cypress. Choose from the following options:

• For $39, you get three spray tans (up to an $84 value).
• For $39, you get two custom airbrush tans (a $96 value).
For $39, you get three months of unlimited UV tanning in a three-star bed (a $159 value).

Rockstar Tan's team of trained technicians darkens patrons to their preferred hues with a mélange of traditional and UV-free tanning options. MyMyst spray tans let robotic tanning techs enrobe skin in four variable shades of DHA, bronzers, and ground-up Malibu Barbies, with results that last up to one week. For even more customized sunless tans, trained technicians wield the Infinity Sun custom airbrush system, which incorporates a mixture of antioxidants and botanicals into a browning formula engineered to last from one to two weeks. Standup and bed-style models of three-star UV tanning booths are designed to reupholster birthday suits in as few as four to five 10-minute sessions—the same amount of time it takes the sun to turn a vampire into a bronzed beach lifeguard.

Flat-screen TVs spray entertainment across leather chairs in Rockstar Tan’s comfortable, canary-colored waiting room. A complimentary refreshment bar replenishes tanners with coffee and moisturizer to rehydrate wilted rose tattoos.

Though Rockstar Tan sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.