When someone's getting all up in your grill, the best thing to say is "You better step off! The surface temperature of grills can approach 550 degrees Fahrenheit—you shouldn't be standing on that thing!" Today's Groupon to Rockwell’s Bar and Grill in Smithtown demonstrates a high regard for safety by leaving the grilling to the professionals. Choose between the following options:

• For $15, you get $30 worth of American fare and drinks during dinner.
• For $7, you get $15 worth of American fare and drinks during lunch (12 p.m.–4 p.m. daily).

Part sports bar and part fine-dining establishment, Rockwell’s Bar and Grill sates appetites with a classic menu of American cuisine, and feeds peepers with a slew of televised pastimes. Begin gastronomic adventure by marching a flavor parade past applauding taste buds with the baked clam casserole ($8.95) or the texas barbecue baby back ribs appetizer ($8.95). The fettuccini with shrimp and artichokes ($16.95) provides practice for patented fork-twirling tricks, and selections from 12 toppings, such as blue cheese, onions, and sautéed mushrooms ($0.75 each), adorn a homemade half-pounder ($7.95). Rockwell’s tried-and-true dishes such as the spice-rubbed texas flat-iron steak with bacon-and-cheddar mashed potatoes ($19.95), and the huge honey-bourbon-glazed pork loin ($17.95) leave patrons as satiated as an abacus at a counting party.

Beyond Rockwell's selection of suds and wines, skilled tenders mix up a fine selection of martinis, margaritas, and frozen drinks, great for unwinding tense talking muscles, refreshing tuckered taste buds, and inspiring hips to twist to imaginary music. Guests can gab over a pomegranate martini ($9) or Creamsicle ($8), a frozen fusion of vodka, triple sec, orange juice, and vanilla ice cream.