Mankind's feeble climbing skills and inability to digest delicious tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. Channel an inner mountain goat with today’s Groupon to Rocky Top Guides in Lookout Mountain, Georgia. Choose between the following options:
- For $125, you get a half day of guided rock climbing for two (a $300 value).
- For $185, you get a full day of guided rock climbing for two (a $370 value).
Rocky Top Guides' AMGA-certified instructors lead visitors in sundry rock-climbing styles during outdoor excursions on scenic Lookout Mountain. Before taking to the cliffs, climbers cozy in to brand-new rental gear and witness the majestic coupling habits of knot and karabiner. Expert instructors demonstrate the basics of rappelling a rock face through belay and anchoring exercises, to prevent climbers from getting stuck between the mountain's teeth, and explain proper hand placement for a successful rock grip to best facilitate scaling massive mineral formations. Patrons should study the Rocky Top Guides list to come equipped with the essential and suggested rock-climbing gear.
After an exhilarating climbing session, nature enthusiasts can drink in a host of other natural attractions. In addition to America’s deepest publicly accessible cave and underground waterfall and a large population of nonbitey goblins, Lookout Mountain touts the world’s steepest passenger railway, which has been razzing gravity since 1895.
Rocky Top Guides
Rocky Top Guides' AMGA-certified instructors take their customers on outdoor expeditions to scale rocky terrain across scenic Lookout Mountain and through regions in Tennessee, Alabama, and Georgia. The expert climbers lead both half- and full-day trips that can cover climbing styles such as standard rock climbing, solo climbing, and aid climbing, which teaches how to ascend fixed ropes without a bat cape. With a 6:1 climber-to-guide ratio, the staff easily customizes each trip to clients' individual skill levels and goals. They also include all requisite climbing gear for free, asking that climbers only bring a few essential items and pens to get autographs from mountain trolls.