What You'll Get
Since the popularization of the laser handshake, the laser hug, and laser diplomacy, laser warfare has ended and glow-in-the-dark space terrain has been recognized as an independent state. Eradicate holdout antinationalists with today's Groupon: for $18, you get four triple-action party passes at RollAway Family Fun Center in Lowell (up to a $40 value). Triple-action passes are good for two hours, and include one game of laser tag and unlimited bowling and skating. This Groupon is valid on Saturday between 1 p.m. and 7 p.m. and on Sunday between 1 p.m. and 3:30 p.m.
Housed in a former 19th century schoolhouse, RollAway Family Fun Center cultivates laser-tag rivalries, high-stakes skate-offs, and competitive pin-pummeling sessions. During a game of laser tag, combatants navigate a fluorescent battleground in search of stealthy opponents and enemy kittens easily distracted by moving light beams. For the remainder of the two-hour experience, patrons send bowling balls thundering toward sets of pins while modeling complimentary rental bowling shoes. Thrill-seekers strap on an included pair of rental roller skates and attempt to break land-speed records in the skate arena while DJs pump adrenaline-jolting tunes. Though not included in today's deal, an arcade beckons gamers to master its machines and three pool tables stand by for impromptu tutorials on geometry.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for private events or birthday parties. Valid only on Sat. from 1pm-7pm and Sun. from 1pm-3:30pm. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About RollAway Family Fun Center
What began over 40 years ago as a bowling alley built in an old schoolhouse has since expanded into multi-level entertainment enclave known as RollAway Family Fun Center. In the second-floor roller skating rink, skaters glide across a glossy hardwood floor, cast in lights that flash to the beat of tunes spun by an on-site DJ. Below, on the first floor, players honor the center’s original purpose, sending pins a-clattering in the updated bowling alley. Guests can also settle scores or start fun, new blood feuds with games of laser tag and outdoor mini golf.