After years of derision following its overhyped release, the wheel finally came into its own when it was attached to shoes, providing early humans with job opportunities as milkshake-toting carhops. Revel in prehistoric ingenuity with today's Groupon: for $9, you get admission, skate or blade rental, and a combo meal (a combined value of up to $18, depending on meal and skate choice) at Rollerskating The Net, located on Palm Beach Boulevard in Morse Shores. Rollerskating The Net offers public skating in a wholesome environment infused with innovative programs, including "Family Dinner & Skate Night" and "Disney Radio Skate" on Saturday mornings. Children and parents of all ages can strap on a pair of rental skates and crisscross the newly renovated space to upbeat tunes, which are carefully selected by the staff to be free of vulgarity and subliminal messages insulting world leaders. Break from the rinked recreation to take on the surrounding air-hockey tables and arcade games, then recharge for further footwheeling with a combo meal that partners a slice of pizza, chicken strips, or a hotdog with a small drink and chips.