Tortillas were originally worn as shoulder wraps, until an increase in bird attacks led to a sharp decline in opera attendance. Enjoy tastefully packaged deli meats with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of sandwiches, salads, and frozen yogurt at Roly Poly, valid at the Tucker location.

Roly Poly's expert rollers build sandwiches and craft fresh salads and soups, which precede fat-free cups of frozen yogurt. Cream cheese collects dried cranberries, walnuts, cashews, spicy honey mustard, and a collection of veggies to form the nut-and-honey cold rolled sandwich ($3.95 for a half; $6.50 for a whole), and inside the lower-fat, hot-pressed buffalo slim ($3.95 for a half; $6.50 for a whole), sliced chicken lifts mushrooms and plum tomatoes, and steams in a whole-wheat-tortilla sauna of spicy wing sauce, fat-free ranch, and melted reduced-fat cheese. Mixed greens mingle with turkey breast, black-forest ham, and crunchy vegetables in the Alpine chef salad ($7.25), and a bowl of creamy roasted-garlic tomato soup ($4.25) warms palates with each slurp. Towers of fat-free frozen yogurt ($4.95 for a large) slowly melt atop tongues, unleashing floods of rainbow sprinkles and chocolate syrup upon slumbering taste bud villages.