Like a tropical rainforest or the majestic tundra, the ecosystem of the sandwich is delicate, unstable, and under constant threat of being gobbled up by man or man's best friend—naturally occurring fires. Ensure a healthy lunchtime environment with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of rolled sandwiches, soups, sandwiches, and more at Roly Poly on NW 16th Boulevard.

Offering a plethora of healthy handheld eats prepared with super-fresh produce and high-quality ingredients, Roly Poly’s menu has something to fit any discerning taste. Lunch on tongue-torpedoing sandwiches rolled in tortillas, toasty panini-like sandwiches, soups, and fresh salads. Sandwiches, such as a cold Cobb chicken salad roll, chicken Caesar roll, or hot-pressed hickory chicken, are served in 6” or 12” varieties (usually $3.95/$6.25). The hot-pressed spinach popper ($3.95/$6.25) comes stuffed with enough light cream cheese, baby spinach, plum tomatoes, onion, and jalapeños to soothe the grumbling food sack of even the most vivacious veggie lover.

Roly Poly’s rolly rollwiches are transforming sandwiches the same way the Internet transformed carrier pigeons from helpful mailbirds into street-corner thugs. With a new form of sandwich, the old form will drift into obsolescence, eventually only being used to prop up the short legs of uneven tables. Eat the healthy handheld snack of tomorrow without unearthing NASA’s hidden time machines with today’s Groupon to Roly Poly.