Age is just a number, just like personality is just the number of hamburgers you can eat in a minute. Roll back the years with today’s Groupon: for $299, you get a 1.5-milliliter syringe of Radiesse dermal filler at Romero Clinic in Dix Hills (a $750 value).

With more than 24 years of wide-ranging medical experience, Dr. William Romero skillfully administers Radiesse dermal filler. The treatments immediately fill in wrinkles, furrows, and depressions in the skin's surface using calcium-based particles that, like affection toward very fat squirrels, the body naturally manufactures. The process leaves faces lusciously smooth with plush volume and also restores lost facial collagen, giving expressions added elasticity. A numbing cream minimizes pain during the 15-minute procedure, although an ice pack, Lidocaine injections, and Tylenol may further comfort countenances. The complexion-smoothing results of the dermal filler can last up to two years or five trips to the summer cottage of an overly affectionate aunt.