What You'll Get
Left to its own devices, carpet hoards dirt, hair, grime, and used cars, eventually transforming into a full-fledged junkyard overrun with angry raccoons. Keep the outdoors out of the indoors with today's Groupon: for $69, you get three rooms (up to 700 total square feet) of carpet cleaning from Ron's Carpet and Air Duct Cleaning (a $147 value).
For 40 years, Ron's team of purification wizards has banished loitering ground grime and stains via professional cleaning services. A carpet connoisseur kicks off the cleaning process with a detailed inspection, then vacuums up dry soil and rascally animal crackers. After carefully moving furniture so that it can watch the floor-fur makeover from the sidelines, a staffer sprays carpet with a special cleaning compound designed to loosen soil and other fiber-entrenching morsels. Using a vortex cleaning system powerful enough to siphon cement through a crazy straw, a hot-water extraction treatment sanitizes and deodorizes each foot-petting strand. The process is capped off with deft carpet raking, setting fibers in a single direction and guaranteeing a shorter drying time than that of the average Muppet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid for up to 700 sq. ft. Service area only in Greenville County. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.