What You'll Get
The unrealistic portrayal of cars in TV shows leads children to believe all cars have squealing tires, thunderous engines, and the guts to talk back to David Hasselhoff. Give your car a new image with today's Groupon: for $12, you get two Ron's Ultimate car washes at Ron's Express (a $24 value). This Groupon is valid at both the Columbus and Powell locations.
The proficient vehicle-polishers at Ron's Express guide autos through a half-manned, half-automatic wash for a rapid, thorough cleaning. A warm, soapy barrage purifies the exterior of grimy garage-dwellers, washing away the dust of highway driving and the layers of slushy residue left over after driving through an indoor food court. Underbody washes purge auto underbellies of dirt, debris, and weather-related grime. A host of swirling NeoGlide foam cloths, gentler than the traditional soft cloths, scrub away unsightly smudges on vehicle carapaces and shine the dapper tap shoes worn by the back wheels. Finally, automobiles bathe in a triple-shine topcoat sealer, which adds a neighbor-impressing sheen to fresh-faced cars.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.