The unrealistic portrayal of cars in TV shows leads children to believe all cars have squealing tires, thunderous engines, and the guts to talk back to David Hasselhoff. Give your car a new image with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a full-service oil change and a complimentary car wash at Ron's Express Carwash & Oil Change in Powell (a $58.99 value).
The auto wranglers at Ron's Express operate at pit-crew speeds while giving jalopies an invigorating oil change and a half-manned, half-automated car wash. Car keepers can choose between the high-mileage change for veteran vehicles or Ron's Select semi-synthetic change, which arrives infused with the semi-synthetic love of the android aunties who created it.
All oil changes are accompanied by a half-manned, half-automatic car wash, which purges underbellies of dirt, debris, and weather-related grime. A host of swirling Neoglide foam cloths, gentler than the traditional soft cloths, scrubs away unsightly smudges on vehicle carapaces and shine the dapper tap shoes worn by the back wheels. Finally, automobiles bathe in a triple-shine topcoat sealer, which adds a neighbor-impressing sheen to fresh-faced cars.