After navigating floating platform staircases, dodging living-room-level bosses, and searching for randomly appearing bathroom keys, most homeowners come to regret purchasing houses built by video-game designers. Today's Groupon offers respite from the chaos: for $129, you get one night in a jacuzzi suite, a $40 restaurant voucher, and parking (a $265 total value) at The Roosevelt Hotel.
Built in 1929 and still glowing with Old World grandeur and its original pink sign, The Roosevelt Hotel cozies saddle-sore travelers in warm, elegantly appointed guest rooms. The hotel's downtown Seattle location puts it within walking distance of popular attractions such as the Paramount Theatre, Pike Place Market, the Space Needle, and the faces of the cast of Frasier carved into the side of Mount Rainier. Guests looking for a relaxing break from their regular lives can relish a full respite without leaving the lush amenities of their suite. Each 425-square-foot room comes with an oversized king bed where you can train for marathon naps, along with a large sitting area with a writing desk and a private jacuzzi tub large enough to fit two people or one stiff Sasquatch amid its warm, massaging jets. If you get hungry, treat your taste buds to $40 worth of dinner and drinks at Il Fornaio, The Daily Grill, Purple Cafe Wine and Bar, or Buenos Aires Grill.