Unbeknownst to most, Ponce de Leon only wanted to find the Fountain of Youth in order to reverse the declining sales of his patented racecar beds. Set out on an age-defying voyage with today's Groupon: for $25, you get two 1.5-ounce jars of age-defying night cream from Rosebud Beauty Products (up to a $70 value).

Rosebud's age-defying night cream combines seven anti-aging skincare therapies into one formula for younger looking skin without injections or intensive procedures. Apply the cream before bedtime and awaken to a countenance that's softer and smoother than a freshly shaved puppy. Rosebud cream reduces signs of aging, such as fine lines, wrinkles, uneven skin tones, and surface dullness. The rejuvenating formula is chock-full of active ingredients, including Matrixyl3000, Pepha-tight, Argireline, Myoxinol, All-Q, and vitamins, which combine to imbue the skin with antioxidants and a crime-fighting alter-ego.