Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth’s heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today’s Groupon to Ross Massage. Choose from the following options:
- For $20, you get a one-hour deep-tissue massage or foot massage (a $40 value).
- For $25, you get a one-hour hot-stone massage (a $50 value).
- For $35, you get a one-hour deep-tissue massage and 45-minute facial (an $80 value).<p>
The staffers at Ross Massage tailor treatments to each body, reducing stress via one-hour massages and facials. Ross’s signature Sense facial targets visible signs of aging, moisturizing the skin to hinder redness and sensitivity. The visage revamping also aims to bolster blood circulation more effectively than running laps around the inside of a Gravitron. One-hour deep-tissue massages pinpoint muscles aches with pressurized strokes and hot-stone massages leverage soothing warmth to relax the body and ease pain. Foot massages rely on reflexology, which targets reflex points in order to provide wide-ranging health benefits and the ability to walk on Jello.