The Roman aqueducts were key to the rise of the empire, as the intricate piping supplied fresh drinking water to citizens and then filtered stinky sewage onto territorial borders to ward off invaders. Maintain your own inner irrigation system with today’s Groupon for colon hydrotherapy at Roswell Center for Wellness in Roswell. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session (up to a $75 value).
- For $90, you get three colon-hydrotherapy sessions (up to a $205 value).
- For $149, you get six colon-hydrotherapy sessions (up to a $400 value).
The licensed health care professionals at Roswell Center for Wellness performs both conventional and alternative therapies, tackling ailments with holistic treatment plans such as colon hydrotherapy. During the initial session, which lasts 60 to 90 minutes, clients privately confide health history, detoxification goals, and stolen organs to certified therapists, who then demonstrate proper usage of the FDA-authorized hydrotherapy equipment. After reclining upon the cushioned backrest, patients position their legs over a curved bolster before self-inserting a rectal nozzle. The nozzle introduces triple-filtered water into the colon, irrigating innards with a series of fills and releases that export impacted waste, toxins, and swallowed house keys. Those who opt for 45-minute follow-up sessions return to a private room, where they relax amid currents of soft music and aromatherapy oils.
Though Roswell Center for Wellness sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.