What You'll Get
Without minors, major league baseball would run out of players, and sad songs would all sound like marching band tunes. Cheer on today's youth and tomorrow's pros with today's Groupon: for $15, you get two box seats (a $28 value on game day) and a parking pass (a $5 value) to a Round Rock Express game at Dell Diamond in Round Rock. As an added bonus, both of the available dates have post-game fireworks shows. This Groupon also gets you half off in the gift shop on the date you choose. Choose between the following two dates:
- Saturday, August 21, at 7:05 p.m. against the Oklahoma City RedHawks
- Sunday, September 5, at 6:05 p.m. against the Albuquerque Isotopes
A Triple-A affiliate of the Houston Astros, the Round Rock Express's players bat, slide, steal, and knock spherical things out of Dell Diamond. Managed by former pitcher and major league first base coach Marc Bombard, the team receives its silent hand signals and coaching from former major league pitcher Burt Hooton, minor league veteran Keith Bodie, and star of Major League: Back to the Minors Scott Bakula. The Pacific Coast League power beat the Nashville Sounds to clinch the American Conference finals in 2006. Win or lose, the fun of just watching the game will be celebrated with a round of fireworks.
Because tomorrow's major league baseball stars emerge from minor league dark matter, catching a Round Rock Express game today is like seeing into the future, only without seeing far enough to witness terrifying robot insurrections, planet-wide extinction, and the eventual cancellation of The Simpsons. Invite a presently significant person and live with them in the moment as you enjoy side-by-side box seats to a Round Rock Express game.
The Fine Print
Expiration varies. Amount paid never expires. Valid for purchased game only. Not valid with other offers. Not valid for cash back. No refunds. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.