Pizza is traditionally circular, as its original octagonal shape caused patrons to simply stare at it and wait for the diner on their right to move. Pave your throat’s thoroughfare with cheese with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of pizza, hot sandwiches, and drinks at Rounders Too Pizza.
Rounders Too Pizza anchors its menu with thin-crust pizzas, savory sandwiches, and cold drinks, which its friendly staff escorts to tables throughout its cozy interior and outdoor patio. Culinary architects can build their own pizza on a doughy foundation ($9.25 for medium; $1 for each topping), buttressing pies with mushrooms or pepperoni before doming it with fanciful spires of bacon, pineapple, or jalapeño. Specialty pizzas, meanwhile, pack on the flavor with a roster of penciled-in toppings. The Bavarian ($15.49 for medium) spices up a supreme pizza with a dash of sauerkraut, while the Nameless Special ($15.49 for medium) packs a slew of supreme toppings with three different types of cheese and Creole spices before dousing the top "Chicago style" with a cyclone of sauce, sunglasses, and a fedora.
Rounders Too Pizza also keeps hands free for impromptu swashbuckling with easily grasped hot sandwiches. Like its acronymic broadcasting partner, the BBC sandwich ($5.99) schedules a lineup of beef, bacon, cheddar, and caps each bite with a sped-up chase sequence. For dessert, coat fingers with cinnamon fingers ($2.89), whose vanilla icing doubles as an effective multipurpose adhesive for keeping squirrelly offspring affixed to their seats.
12731 N Green River Rd.
Evansville, Indiana 47725