Contrary to popular belief, dogs don't simply enjoy going for walks, but also do so out of a need to burn calories to fit into sweaters knitted by their owners. Give canine fashion plates a workout with today's Groupon: for $85, you get five one-hour dog walks from Rover Kennels (a $175 value). For service areas, see sidebar below.
The canine caretakers at Rover Kennels are friendly, attentive, and experienced, and have been repeatedly recognized by the readers of Tails Magazine and the U.S. Commerce Association for excellence in pet grooming and boarding. The sage and experienced dog walkers will take aerobics-starved schnauzers for five one-hour canine constitutionals with today's deal. Fully bonded, licensed, and insured, Rover Kennels can arrange for walks, runs, or hikes to tire out pups, rendering them less likely to issue unsolicited cooking advice.