Without regular maintenance, cars become cranky and retaliate against drivers, rerouting horns through stereo speakers and retracting steering wheels in the middle of U-turns. Maintain a buggy’s good humor with today’s Groupon: for $18, you get an oil change and filter replacement (a $36 value) and a 27-point safety and mechanical inspection (a $16.95 value) at Royal Nissan & Royal Suzuki on Airline Highway (a $52.95 value).
Car-care specialists at Royal Nissan & Royal Suzuki prevent vehicular dysfunction with full-service oil changes and comprehensive inspections. Autos awaiting fresh oil slip into the express lane for quick attention from ASE–certified technicians, who swiftly drain expired sludge like kids draining Capri Suns during kindergarten prom. After receiving a sparkling new filter, horseless carriages fill up with up to five fresh quarts of Castrol 5w30 conventional oil, replenishing lubricant levels and protecting internal mechanisms from heat and friction. Cars sated and drowsy from gorging then willingly submit to a comprehensive 27-point inspection, allowing experts to visually assess their road-worthiness and identify safety concerns including abnormal wear and tear and monkey chauffeurs.