Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. Keep kingly duds cleansed with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of dry-cleaning services at Royal Quality Cleaners. This Groupon can be used at the St. Louis or the Hazelwood locations.
Royal Quality Cleaners' garment gurus purge fabrics of filth with a constellation of dry-cleaning services. Purify slacks of pesky grass stains after sliding into third base during formalwear softball ($4.40), or launder cardigans to maintain a classy, stylish wardrobe ($4.40). Royal Quality Cleaners' dry-cleaning maestros can decontaminate a two-piece suit, giving it that flawless "new suit" smell for any upcoming job interviews ($8.95). The fabric-furnishing folks at Royal Quality Cleaners can also remove spilled breakfast-in-bed from cherished comforters ($18.99).
Royal Quality Cleaners
Merely ridding fabrics of stains isn't enough for Royal Quality Cleaners; the dry cleaner also wants to save visitors time and make them smile, which is why it carries gift baskets complete with happy-face balloons and bushels of candy. To be sure, the staffers are dry cleaners extraordinaire, purifying blouses, suits, and tablecloths and remedying ill-fitting outfits with deft stitching. They also take painstaking care to preserve nuptial memories by cleaning and boxing wedding dresses and bronzing the life jackets clients wore while honeymooning in their neighbors' garden fountains.