Unlike humans, mermaids must barter for beautifying services such as changing fins to legs and removing unsightly face gills. Upgrade appendages without relinquishing your voice with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of services at Royale Image Day Spa, located in Pleasant Hill. Services are not available on Sundays.
Within its warm, hallowed halls, Royale Image Day Spa's certified technicians indulge neglected bodies into tiptop shape. The Target It massage micromanages muscles with 30 minutes focused on an area of choice, such as tight leg muscles that need lengthening after a weekend-long leapfrog tournament ($45).
Fingers are left in peace for a fortnight with the Shellac manicure, which snips cuticles, massages arms and hands, and shapes and files nails before coating them in an OPI Axxium gel that lasts up to two weeks sans chipping ($39). Live the dream with a Fantasy Tan, which can bronze a full body ($45), upper body ($35), legs ($25), arms ($15), or face ($10) with a UV-free spray that recalls memories of baby-shoe immortalization.