What You'll Get
Wearing white after Labor Day is forbidden, which explains why most rapids turn magenta during the fall. Venture through voguish waterways with today's Groupon to Runoff River Adventures in Kernville. Choose between the following options:
- For $19, you get a guided Lickety Split whitewater-rafting trip on Kern River (a $39 value).
- For $29, you get a guided moonlight whitewater-rafting trip on Kern River (a $60 value).
Runoff River Adventures awakens sleeping adrenaline during guided whitewater-rafting tours down the Kern River, which flows down lofty Mount Whitney. Traverse through the waterway's 3-mile Lickety Split stretch, whose seemingly innocent white color masks gurgling class II and III rapids, easily tamed by paddlers of all ages. Moonlight tours can cast the natural scenery in a luminescent glow or allow werewolf hunters to finally out their nemeses. Before departing, one of Runoff River Adventure's professional, experienced guides will give an overview of the impending voyage and provide all necessary paddling gear and information. Most erstwhile landlubbers meet up and leave from the southwest side of Riverside Park, but the exact location will be determined when making the reservation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy mult as gifts. Limit 1/visit. Limit 2/boat. Not valid until 5/23/11 at 12pm. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation reqd; subject to avail. Must be 6+. Must sign waiver. Not valid the weekends of 5/30/11 and 7/4/11. May apply value for upgrade. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Runoff River Adventures
Owned and operated by its guides, Runoff River Adventures has attracted some of the best river navigators in the business. The aquatic experts wield this experience as they guide kayaking and rafting expeditions down courses that can pass through roiling rapids or stick to calmer areas, such as goldfish bowls. Instructors also helm paddling and rafting courses, which focus on oar work and the art of the lake roll and river roll. Once they have mastered the basics, adventurers can confidently sally forth for self-guided tours in inflatable or non-inflatable kayaks, rafts, and innertubes that function as both flotation devices and very large headbands.