What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $55, you get an exam, cleaning, four x-rays, and a take home teeth whitening kit at Rusnak Family Dentistry and Orthodontics (a $508 value) located on Shrader Road.
Dr. Rusnak and his staff combine the latest dental technology with comforting amenities such as massage chairs and flat screen televisions to maintain mouthbones in a soothing, state-of-the-art setting. Kick plaque out of molar hidey-holes with an exam and cleaning, then unearth valuable gold teeth hidden inside your real teeth with four digital x-rays. Polish off visits by gleaming up grins with a take home teeth whitening kit.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. By appointment only. 24-hr cancellation req'd or penalty charge applies. New patients only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.