What You'll Get
Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car-whisperer with today's deal: for $17, you get five Express Washes (up to a $40 value) at Russ’ Auto Wash. This Groupon can be redeemed at either of the Secor Road locations.
Russ’ Auto Wash's staff of trained washists cleanses cars at two locations, ensuring high-quality auto attention. Each Express Wash ($8 each at the north location, $7 each at the south location) preps and sprays a vehicle’s body with impeccable care, deftly removing insects, trail mud, and salt acquired while driving past a greeting line of deer tongues. Off-white tire walls are scrubbed back to a state of innocent purity and a soft cloth washes over the car’s entire body, from the sunroof on top to the earth-window down below. The grooming also includes a high-pressure wash and blow dry; the north location offers a hand dry, while the less-north location gives cars a hot-air dry. Whether you choose to sit inside your vehicle or watch from the shop’s waiting room, you’ll always have a good view of the foam, which, like clouds, always looks like one of the living Postmaster Generals.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 8, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Russ’ Auto Wash
Russ' Auto Wash implements the tools acquired from its 60 years in the car-cleaning trade to groom dirty cars inside automated tunnels of tidiness. After the attentive staff gives them a welcoming pat on the hood, cars pull forward for an exterior wash, which strips away dirt and grime.