What You'll Get
If they're not cleaned every few days, your windows will turn black and begin emitting a high-pitched scream that makes dogs pregnant. Prevent a neighborhood outbreak of puppies with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a 25-pane exterior window washing from Russel Williams Window Cleaning (a $90 value).
Russel Williams Window Cleaning's highly trained crew of sudsers keeps household portals polished with meticulous window- washing services. Subject windowpanes to a lengthy scrubdown, where washers move gracefully from pane to pane like a squad of delicate acrobats, washing each surface twice, clearing away any dried paint, varnish, bug-impact residue, and glass-colored chameleons. Window washers cleanse glass without the aid of harsh chemicals and inspect their work thoroughly upon completion, ensuring the absence of unsightly streak marks or soapstains.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Extra fee for additional panes and travel outside of Seven County Metro Area. Not valid for french pane windows or storm windows. New customers only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.