What You'll Get
Like a marathon runner, a properly maintained car moves smoothly, lives longer than its unhealthy cohorts, and can traverse 26 miles with only one Gatorade break. Increase vehicular vim and vigor with today's Groupon: for $39, you get an oil change (a $29.99 value) and nitrogen tire inflation for four tires (a $49.99 value) at Russell Fischer Car Wash in Huntington Beach (a $81.98 total value including $2 disposal fee).
The caring car whisperers at Russell Fischer Car Wash primp and pamper automobiles' oil filters and tires for smooth road sailing. During the oil change, trained technicians will install a new filter and replace the aging oil pumping through each car's veins with up to five quarts of regular Valvoline oil (synthetic oil costs extra) so it sings a sweeter tune when plummeting through treacherous cul-de-sacs. The staff will also resuscitate air-starved tires with nitrogen, which can improve the car's handling, fuel efficiency, and tire-pressure retention, and increase the tires' life span to ensure they live to drive on futuristic antigravity highways. As an added bonus, Russell Fischer Car Wash provides complimentary nitrogen tire top-offs for life.
Six Insider Pagers give the Huntington Beach location an average of four stars.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 add'l. as gift. Limit 1/visit. Valid only at Huntington Beach location. Valid only for up to 5 quarts of oil and tires up to 26 inches. Additional charge for synthetic oil and larger tires. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.