Compared to houses made of stone, buildings made of sticks and straw are 100% more likely to be blown away by wolves trying to steal your bacon. Protect homes from invading fairy-tale villains with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $200 toward tile and stone at Rustico Tile & Stone in Leander.

Rustico Tile & Stone's assiduous staff hand-crafts, sells, and installs intricately designed floor tiles that don soft and amber hues of light pink, peach, gold, and orange. Overseeing the manufacturing process in Saltillo, Mexico, Rustico's flooring aficionados ensure that no two tiles share the exact same size, shape, or jump shot. Bedeck bathrooms, kitchens, and living spaces with traditional sealed ($2.75/sq. ft.) or unsealed ($2.50/sq. ft.) Saltillo tiles or sift through their selection of manganese ($3.50/sq. ft.) and antique floor shingles ($3.95/sq. ft.). Rustico also provides ground-gussying materials made from copper, painted Talavera, and Cantera architectural stone products. Rustico's warehouse is equipped with a loading dock, forklift, and trebuchet catapult for easy loading access. Today's Groupon also grants buyers free delivery should they purchase installation services.