After crocodators, poor fitness is the number one cause of the night-scaries. Turn the nightmare where you end up bare-bellied in biology class into a dream of goddess-like energy and strong, snake-charming abs with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a 10-class pass at Sabrina Bellydancer (a $120 value), which has locations on Convoy Street and Roselle Street in San Diego and in El Cajon.

Helmed by an award-winning performer and experienced instructor, Sabrina Bellydancer imparts bountiful body waves and seductive shimmitude to movers of all skill levels. Whether you wish to burn calories, tastefully flutter a tummy flag tattoo, or sensually dodge paintballs, the weekly beginner classes work to tame lower halves Monday through Wednesday. Aspirant belly-dance junkies can get their fix learning classic movements such as hip circles, figure eights, undulations, and shimmies. On Monday evenings, mixed-level classes combine levels one, two, and three for instruction that tailors its intensity to each participant’s appropriate skill level and favorite meteorologist. Non-noisy hip scarves are permitted, and dancers can feel free to don dance shoes or proudly brandish naked feet.