Many supervillains prefer permanent hair removal to having their incompetent minions shave their diabolical braincases daily. Take the first step toward villainy with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get two 30-minute electrolysis sessions at Sabrina’s Electrolysis (a $100 value).

Sabrina’s Electrolysis employs the latest advances in hair-removal technology to safely provide clients with sleek and smooth skin. Its electrolysis treatment—the only permanent hair removal method approved by the Food and Drug Administration, the American Medical Association, and the Bigfoot Association of America—inserts a nearly invisible probe into the hair follicle, delivering a nearly unfeelable amount of electric current and destroying the root. The process is largely painless, and it's effective for use on men, women and felt hand-puppets of all ages. The procedure can be performed on any area of the body, with all skin tones and types candidates for the process.

Electrolysis sessions are conducted by Sabrina, licensed and certified in the ways of dermal deforestation. With an emphasis on using only sterile, disposable electrolysis probes, Sabrina's Electrolysis ensures that its clients receive a quality close-crop without the risk of germs sneaking into the skin and squatting until evicted via sneeze or court order.

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