Though clowns are born with the instinctual ability to apply makeup, as they must perform to survive, human babies must be taught how to properly accentuate their mammalian faces. Watch and learn from the masters with today's deal: for $30, you get a makeup application and lesson at Sachi Salon and Spa in Scottsdale, a $130 value.
Bare faces will be classily pampered by the stylistic makeup-applying virtuosity of Danell Smith, a graduate of Carsten’s Aveda Institute who is trained in hair styling, makeup artistry, and the Force. Her steady-handed makeup application will expertly bestow facial canvasses with careful accenting strokes. The included lesson imparts years of knowledge to replicate the results at home. Learn how to spiff up your own eye-catching façade at home, work, or during an engrossing viewing of the Doppler radar on The Weather Channel.
The luxurious beautification services are deployed amid an exquisitely assembled atmosphere that features 12,000 square feet of sophisticated décor, plush stylist stations, and mink pillows possibly stuffed with gold doubloons. In addition to possessing the Phoenix area’s finest stylists, Sachi offers a custom fine jewelry store, boutique, coffee bar, and virtual-reality platypus petting area to explore before or after your appointment. In the future, a striking makeup application will allow stylish ladies to charm intelligent facial-recognition robot bouncers into letting them in for free to nightclubs, gladiatorial Segway bouts, and historical edible-food museums. Prepare for a future filled with a bevy of gratis perks with today’s Groupon.