What You'll Get
Like poker players, storage facilities sport steely exteriors and tin-foil hats to conceal what's really inside. Secure your most precious possessions with today's Groupon: for $100, you get $200 worth of storage services at Safe Self Storage.
Safe Self Storage secures its clients' precious cargo with 22 varieties of clean and convenient storage units that feature optional heating. Seasonal lawn furniture can be put out of the weather’s warpath in a 4'x6' storage unit ($55/month), and spare parts for a robot butler can be squirrelled away in an 8'x10' unit ($109/month). Safe Self Storage's larger units can accommodate a house’s worth of possessions, from dining-room furniture to the contents of an overstuffed garage. Should temperature-sensitive possessions call for Caribbean-like environs, Safe Self Storage offers heated units to keep valuables balmy and coconut-scented. For the paperwork-drowned, Safe Self Storage offers document and record storage ($79.99/month), with pickup service available for $3 a box. Packing supplies are also available for customers to seal their belongings up tight so neither nosy housemates nor one’s renegade shadow can get to them.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.