Humankind has been playing with fire for years; now we can harness the bronzing essence of the fiery sun in a gentle mist, proving once and for all our dominance over the weak, inanimate solar system. For $25, today's Groupon gets you a pH balancing exfoliation and a full-body airbrush spray tan from Salas Sunless Airbrush Tanning Studio, the official airbrush tan of such champions as Miss Dallas, Miss Southlake, and the sun god Ra (a $70 total value). Customers must call ahead to make an appointment at the Colleyville studio, as Salas Sunless personalizes each session to its clients' individual needs.

Unlike non-alcoholic beer and non-adhesive glue, sunless tanning stays on your skin for seven to ten days and doesn't smell like chemical coconut. Spray bronzers give you a lustrous, fresh-off-the-beach glow without exposing your skin to beach bullies, gritty sandcastle sieges, or the powerful rays of our binary suns. Your session will begin with a balancing exfoliation (a $10 value), which balances the pH levels in your skin and removes dirt, oil, makeup, and other residue in order to prolong the forthcoming tan (a $60 value). The friendly, UV-free artists at Salas blend their completely natural tanning solutions in house and customize each batch to your individual skin tone, eye color, and hair color, ensuring that your tan blends with and enhances your natural complexion. Each tan is waterproof and won't rub off on clothing even if it is borrowed from a messy roommate in need of a lesson.

Change your stripes as if you were a futuristic chameleon, amazing friends and enemies alike with your dramatic transformation. Get rid of tan lines, or add a few unusual ones of your own design, such as tiger stripes and dinosaur shapes. Or, tan yourself neatly down the middle to become a walking before and after demonstration.

Reviews

To prove that the tanning spray contains natural ingredients, NBC Local news featured salon owner Frank Salas drinking it in this video.

Salas Sunless received D Magazine's Best of Big D 2010 award for best sunless tanning. Citysearchers and Google Mappers give Salas Sunless Airbrush Tanning Studio five-star average ratings:

• All my tensions were put to rest as soon as I showered and became a beautiful bronze goddess. It's really addicting and this is by far the best sunless tan I've ever had. – Ashlei79, Citysearch
• The place is very cozy and very welcoming, the staff is super friendly and very personable. – Chloe, Google Maps
• NO ORANGE from a SUNLESS TAN...... not [sic] even a little bit. There wasn't that usual chemical after smell you usually get with lotions or mystic tans. – Amberuzi, Citysearch