Massages sooth the mind, heal the body, and cover the skin in slippery oil, reducing chances of getting scooped up by a curious giant. Melt your muscles with today's Groupon: for $65, you get two, 60-minute massages at Salon 120 in Yukon (a $130 value).
Shelly Cook, Salon 120's certified massage therapist, employs a slew of soothing massage techniques to release tension and help heal the body. A gentle Swedish session aims to reduce stress and unleash the skills needed to decipher certain animated chefs with long, light strokes. Deep-tissue massages target the inner muscle tissues with more intense kneading techniques than an army of kittens, and prenatal treatments pamper moms-to-be to prepare them for the muscular stress of scooping up babies the stork will soon leave on their doorsteps. Each massage is one hour and incorporates unscented oils, dim lighting, and soft, relaxing music.