There's nothing more beautiful than the innocence of a child, unless that child is covered in pie filling. Out-beauty pie-gobbling youth with the help of today's Groupon: for $35, you get $75 worth of salon and spa services at Salon Ahloe, a L'Oréal Professional salon in Lee's Summit.

Salon Ahloe's owner, Safe Ahloe, is a style-savvy stylist with more than 20 years of beauty-bolstering experience. He and his staff offer a full range of spa and salon treatments to smooth and soothe whatever section of your surface-area aches need tending, be it a freshly sore Olive Oyl tattoo or love-bite scars from a pet gull. Tend to tresses with a haircut (starting at $30 for women, $18 for men). Or, swiftly sever strands from overly follicled areas such as the face, bikini area, or pancreas ($35 each). A spa manicure ($25) or pedicure ($25) can gussy-up nail farms. Hour-long massages range from $65 to $85, depending on the style, and laser hair-removal treatments range from $45 to $300 per treatment. Because this deal can be applied to any of Salon Ahloe's myriad of services, you may have trouble deciding which parts (fingernails, toenails, chortum) should get special treatment. Flip a coin or a 12-sided die and call to schedule your appointment.

Reviews

Salon Ahloe doesn't have many online reviews, but seven Yahoo! Locals give it a perfect five-star average.

• This salon and staff is the best in town…gave me the best cut I have ever had! I got soo many compliments! The shop is very nice and has a cool vibe. – Diane, Yahoo! Local
• Safe has a great shop and he trains all of his staff. They are very knowledgable [sic] and very helpful. They always know the latest trends and styles. The shop is gorgeous and they always make sure your [sic] comfortable. Price is reasonable. – Sheila Sievers, Yahoo! Local