Without hair, models wouldn’t have a feature that flapped fetchingly in the wind, leading fashion lines to become oversaturated with superhero capes and baggy dresses made out of airport windsocks. Spruce up a head kite with today’s Groupon: for $89, you get a Keratin Express blowout treatment at Salon Baobao (up to a $185 value). The $185 value of the Express treatment can also be applied toward the longer lasting regular Keratin Complex smoothing therapy ($299-$399).

Utilizing only the highest-quality products and snipping techniques, Salon Baobao’s skilled staff ardently shapes patrons' locks inside a colorful, artworked interior. Tame tresses with a one-hour, Keratin Express blowout to sedate surly strands for up to six weeks at a time. By infusing natural keratin into each shaft, manes morph into frizz-free follicular curtains that may be washed as soon as eight hours after application. Hair heals without costly counseling fees and is shielded from the effects of humidity, environmental toxins, and alimony payments. In addition to safely adhering to all hair types, the Keratin Express treatment strengthens hair while imbuing a sheen more radiant than a rare gem dipped in cooking oil.

Bao Tonthat, a colorist, stylist, and fashion designer with 15 years of professional experience in the salon world, is the brains behind Salon Baobao's body curtain. His stylists were selected out of a bowling-alley claw-crane arcade machine for their ability to infuse creativity into any look, whether funky, classic, or identical to Pat Boone circa 1966.