What You'll Get
Nail polish was invented around 3000 BC in ancient China—a fact that's doubly remarkable considering that human fingernails were only invented last year. Celebrate this admirable foresight with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get a basic manicure at Salon de Sol on the Southside (a $20 value).
Manicures are the most effective method of returning hands and nails to a pristine, soft-skinned state, given that hand cloning has been outlawed in all 50 states. Should your digits be dried out, your nails be jagged, and cuticles be absolutely filthy, Salon de Sol can soothe your fist phalanges back into person-colored stone sculptures with ease. A basic manicurist basically clips, trims, and buffs clients' finger-shingles to a polished sheen, trims and clips the cuticles to ensure smooth, even growth, and softens up rough places to make hands the most presentable of human body parts, to the eternal consternation of the face.
Though fingers are necessary for tracing turkeys and plugging the unsightly hole in the middles of diamond rings, they are also useful barometers of age and refinement. When prospective employers and old flames gaze at a person’s finger docks, well-kempt nails and cuticles send a message of confidence, sophistication, and youth. After a manicure at Salon de Sol, your feelers will proclaim your put-togetherness to the crowds of the potentially amorous, as well as jealous, rough-fingered tree branches.
Appointment recommended. Additional cost for French manicure.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must pay extra for French manicure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.