The earliest salons were informal gatherings where B-list philosophers gibbered away so they couldn't hear themselves dying of plague. Get an earful of the modern salon’s soothing hair-dryer purrs and scissor chop-chops instead with today's Groupon for a cut, style, and neck massage at Salon Dimitri in Kettering. Maintaining the noodle nests of area residents for the past 15 years, Salon Dimitri boasts a skilled staff of hair tamers that keeps their collective finger on the pulse of current styles and techniques. Customers can have their frizzled follicles trimmed and shaped before receiving a soothing neck massage that readies the nape to embrace their newly remodeled 'do.