There's nothing more beautiful than the innocence of a child, unless that child is covered in pie filling. Out-beauty pie-gobbling youth with the help of today's Groupon: for $69, you get the Soli-Tone Lumifacial and Lumilift rejuvenation procedure at Salon Knotty and Day Spa (a $150 total value). This Groupon is valid at the salon’s Wichita location.

Salon Knotty and Day Spa fetes face-forward guests with a wide variety of services that rejuvenate façade aesthetics and transform knotted noodle nests. The Lumifacial uses pure spectrum light energy in blue, green, yellow, and red colors to resolve a number of skin ailments, such as acne, sun damage, and hyperpigmentation (a $75 value). The skin-enhancing procedure is one of two treatments that use the Soli-Tone “photobiostimulation” device to enhance the skin's overall appearance. Blue light altercates with acne, forcing glands to exercise restraint at office parties, in producing oily skin, and when watching incendiary political talk shows. Green light reduces redness and coaxes melanin into a slow, steady production cycle, producing an even skin tone. Red light increases collagen production and increases circulation, speeding up the healing process by bringing ambulances full of white-coated blood cells eager to patch up epidermal flaws. The yellow light increases lymphatic drainage and rapid detoxification.

As seen on The Oprah Winfrey Show, the Lumilift (a $75 value) is a multilayer facial that addresses the outer and inner layers of skin, as well as the supporting musculature underneath. Red LED lights stimulate collagen production to tighten and firm up faces. Boasting a sleek, streamlined interior and on-site childcare for kids age 12 and under, Salon Knotty's chic and tranquil atmosphere offers a relaxing environment in which to mollycoddle your life-size action figure.