The Hamburglar started out as a hand burglar but soon found that unkempt appendages could not be sold on the black market, even on the dollar menu. Offer up a side of manicured digits with the help of today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a one-hour mani-pedi at Salon LaRue in Weymouth (a $47 value).

Salon LaRue's staff preps hands and feet for prettier punches and kicks with a classic one-hour manicure and pedicure. First, hands and feet are dunked in a soothing soak until their nails agree to soften up enough for clipping and filing. After the nail wizards have pushed overly assertive cuticles back to their proper positions, they'll exfoliate, massage, and moisturize hands and feet. Nail beautification culminates with a coat of OPI nail polish, leaving fingers and toes ready to dazzle every keyboard and sidewalk in sight.