A well-styled coif can turn heads, supplement fashion choices, and conceal collections of embezzled hotel pens. Let your mane do the talking with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of salon services at Salon Sartor in Maple Grove.

Salon Sartor keeps keratin cultured with a variety of hair and nail services in their cozy salon studio. Six comfy styling chairs soothe guests as designers offer advice on cuts, colors, and how to train parakeets as receptionists. As stylists climb the totem pole of haircuttery, they trade in merit badges for higher status, ranging from associate ($25+ cuts) to master ($50+ cuts). Those looking to impress fellow spring breakers and birdwatchers can revamp their style with a mini foil ($55+) or a one-color foil ($75+). Wow the judges of a silly face contest with a formal makeup application.

The two plush nail and pedicure stations make for a great best-friend date or a fierce race to the fashionable finish. Manicures ($28+) polish up ailing paws, with the option of upgrading to a french manicure ($33+), acrylics ($55+), or the new no-chip polish ($40+ for a manicure), in which nails are cured under a UV lamp to provide a longer-lasting look. While ground stompers are being pampered with varying pedicure options ($29+), clients can relax into a sleepy oblivion with warm neck wraps, a massage pad, and soothing recitations of the Magna Carta.

Salon Sartor's team members are lead by Denise, a veteran of the beautifying business for more than 20 years. The serene atmosphere, with bright lighting and hardwood accents, allows guests to relax, let their hair down, and forget about the stresses of work, family obligations, and the pending dolphin uprising.