Early humans believed that hair was the tentacles of an octopus living inside the skull—an amusingly quaint notion now that modern science has proven it's a cuttlefish. Indulge your inner invertebrate with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a haircut and mini-keratin treatment at Salon Thor in Bay View (up to an $76 value). Salon Thor is a lofty, open space with rich, dark woods and exposed brick walls. Its chic design is just one way it spreads beauty and stylishness; its fleet of salon stylists is another. One of these aesthetic warriors will whisk you away to a studio salon chair and ask you about your hair’s dreams, wishes, and desires. Then, keeping your goals and the latest looks in mind, he or she will use top-notch products (Salon Thor uses Pureology, All-Nutrient, and Redken lines) and a dash of creativity to give you a classy, yet modern cut. A mini-keratin treatment smooths frizzies and leaves your mane flowing like the ruling potential of Simba for four to eight weeks. You’ll leave Salon Thor with hair so smooth and powerful it’ll be the envy of all domesticated grizzly bears. Salon Thor is open during evenings, so people can schedule an aesthetic update around work at the electric shovel factory.

Reviews

CityVoters award Salon Thor a perfect five stars:

• The entire staff is very friendly and they have created a warm and welcoming atmosphere. – Karen G.
• Salon Thor is the best styling experience in Milwaukee. Entrusting my appearance to the knowledgeable cosmetologists there is the wisest thing I have ever done. – Joe F.