What You'll Get
Salt's healing properties explain why sea-dwelling dolphins have smooth skin, rarely contract laryngitis, and avoid keyboard-induced carpal-tunnel syndrome. Emulate the prosperous porpoise with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a 60-minute far-infrared-sauna session with himalayan crystal salt at Salt Cave (a $60 value). This Groupon expires in two months.
The Salt Cave harnesses the healing powers of himalayan crystal salt in an effort to stimulate spiritual and physical vitality through a neutralizing array of holistic services. By soaking up warm rays emanating from the Sunlighten far-infrared sauna, partakers can infuse their natural perspiration with stowaway toxins, releasing harmful bodily pollutants and then stepping into the on-site shower to wash away lingering memories of their offices' bagpipe-memo systems. The 60-minute session purports to burn 400–1,200 calories by elevating interior temperatures to blood-flow-boosting levels while enhancing its circulatory prowess. Frequent turns spent lounging in the sauna's cozy chamber may result in dwindling inflammation, a decrease in persistent pain due to fibromyalgia, the reduction of chronic-fatigue syndrome, and the increased likelihood of spying an elusive sauna yeti.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. May buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.